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Banned Books Week 2024: What’s worse than book burning? Book banning. Stand with Farmington as we defend our right to read. Thanks to Farmington Storage (museum air included!)
Jack Beckett·Sep 22, 2024
For a cool $1.295M, 8 Dunham Ln, Farmington CT offers fireplaces, zebra stools, and a lawn big enough for sports or existential crises. Don’t miss this suburban fairytale! 🏡
Jack Beckett·Sep 22, 2024
Ready to drop $3M for a historic estate? At 325 Old Mountain Rd, Farmington, CT, your horses get their own spa while you settle for “just” a heated pool and wine cellar. 😎🍷
Jack Beckett·Sep 21, 2024
Looking for luxury? 19 Chimney Hill Dr, Farmington, CT 06032 has it all—two primary suites, a gourmet kitchen, and a deck so nice, your grill will be jealous. 🏡✨ #RealEstateGoals
Jack Beckett·Sep 20, 2024
Buy this condo or stay jealous forever. It’s a 2-bedroom, 3-bath retreat with a heated pool and HOA perks in Farmington! You can get it now before your coffee gets cold. Thanks to Farmington Storage f
Jack Beckett·Sep 20, 2024
Own a 2-bed, 2-bath antique at 109 River Rd, Unionville, CT for just $349K! It’s older than the country, but hey, it has two sinks!💧🛠
Jack Beckett·Sep 19, 2024
💀 Worst house in Farmington? 196 Brickyard Rd, Farmington, CT is an unfinished, overpriced wreck—ready for your regret-filled dreams. Sold “as is.
Jack Beckett·Sep 19, 2024
🌞 Solar panels or alien landing pad? Farmington residents at 115 Town Farm Rd are divided over a 62-foot solar array that’s causing quite the stir in this suburban showdown. #drama 🌳⚡
Jack Beckett·Sep 19, 2024
At 11 Salisbury Way, Farmington, CT, you can own 6,437 sqft of elegance with 5 fireplaces, 5 beds, & taxes that’ll make you weep. Who needs savings when you have a mansion? 🤑 #LuxuryLife
Jack Beckett·Sep 18, 2024
🏡 For just $975K, claim 16 Main St, Farmington, CT – a historic 3-bed home with 5 fireplaces, taxes aplenty, and a barn tenant you’ll love negotiating with. Who needs modern convenience anyway?
Jack Beckett·Sep 17, 2024
🏡 Own a piece of history at 1690 Farmington Ave, Unionville, CT. With original floors, skyrocketing taxes, & endless DIY projects, this charming fixer-upper is ready for your wallet! 💸 #HistoricMone
Jack Beckett·Sep 17, 2024
🏡 For just $799K, own 9 Juniper Ln, Farmington, CT, complete with 2 fireplaces, 2 laundry rooms, and taxes high enough to keep you up at night. Because who needs savings anyway? 😅 #RealEstate
Jack Beckett·Sep 16, 2024
The Farmington Green Efforts Committee meets, barely achieves quorum, and adjourns in record time. At least they approved the minutes! 155 Scott Swamp Rd, Farmington, CT 06032. 📅 #NotSavingThePlanet
Jack Beckett·Sep 4, 2024
🏡 Escape reality at 10 Deepwood Dr, Farmington, CT—a charming Colonial where your dreams and existential dread collide. Perfect for those seeking suburban solace with a side of angst.🔑
Jack Beckett·Aug 24, 2024
Discover 127 Tunxis Vlg UNIT 127, Farmington, CT—a $475K townhouse with luxury extras like a gas fireplace, heated pool, and HOA fees that rival your mortgage. 🏡 #FarmingtonElite
Jack Beckett·Aug 22, 2024
Jimmy’s on the River, 312 Terryville Rd, Bristol, CT, gets hit by yet another truck, ruining renovations. Now serving breakfast with a side of ‘please don’t crash through our wall’! 🍳🚗 #NotAgain
Jack Beckett·Aug 20, 2024
Looking to spend $629K on a Unionville home that screams ‘I’ve made it’? Check out 16 Cobble Ct, CT 06085. It’s the American Dream—complete with taxes and an HOA fee. 😂 #Homeownership #Unionville
Jack Beckett·Aug 20, 2024
Step back to 1765 at 44 Mountain Rd in Farmington! Own 3 beds, 2 baths & 259 years of creaky floors—just $377K! Act fast or the revolution might
Jack Beckett·Aug 19, 2024
Live your suburban dreams (or nightmares) in this 4-bed, 3-bath colonial wonder! Act fast—before someone else buys the cul-de-sac and the chirping birds that come with it. 🏡 #HomeGoals
Jack Beckett·Aug 16, 2024
💰 Discover 7 Wentworth Park: A $1.6M colonial that’s more mansion than home. High ceilings, luxury finishes, and taxes that’ll make you question your life choices. Learn more—if you dare!
Jack Beckett·Aug 15, 2024
Snag this Farmington ‘fixer-upper’ for $259K! Perfect for DIY enthusiasts who love vinyl siding, mid-century ‘charm,’ and a side of sarcasm. 🛠️💸 #RealEstate #Farmington #DIY
Jack Beckett·Aug 10, 2024
Discover your dream home at 35 Forest Hills Dr, Farmington! 🏠 This 4-bed, 3-bath colonial boasts nearly 4,000 sq ft of pure suburban bliss. Get ready to make your friends and neighbors green with env
Jack Beckett·Aug 9, 2024
🍃 Farmington’s Green Efforts Committee navigates a no-quorum meeting with misplaced articles, composting plans, and lighting debates. Where’s the public? Spoiler: Not there. 🤷♂️
Jack Beckett·Aug 8, 2024
Discover the rollercoaster pricing of this 6-bed, 10-bath Farmington mansion. Is it a dream home or financial nightmare? Find out now! 💸🏡
Jack Beckett·Aug 7, 2024
