Farmington’s Bleacher Drama: A $1.3 Million Deadline Sprint
Farmington’s special committee tackles a $1.3M bleacher bill with urgency! Will our athletes have seats? Find out here—no fast news, just the real story! 🏈✨
Jack Beckett·Nov 19, 2024
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Golf Course Sprinklers Spark Farmington’s Wetlands Showdown: A Battle of Puddles and Permits
A golf course’s sprinkler upgrade hits Farmington Wetlands Commission like a hurricane! A small trench = “catastrophic threat” to wetlands.
Jack Beckett·Nov 13, 2024
Unionville’s Historic Commission Digs Deep on Preservation Rules, Victorian Quirks, and the ‘Tetris’ of Historic Homes
Unionville Historic Commission gets real on house preservation quirks, quirky neighbors, and keeping the neighborhood classy. Thanks to Farmington Storage for helping us save Unionville! 😂
Jack Beckett·Nov 13, 2024
Zoning Showdown: Farmington’s Meeting Madness – From Signs and Storage to Historic Surprises!
Farmington Planning & Zoning Commission meeting dives into signs, home expansions, history, and battery storage. Plus, a funny thank you to Farmington Storage! 😂 #FarmingtonCT
Jack Beckett·Oct 24, 2024
Batterson Park’s $10 Million Makeover Takes Shape: Wetlands and Development Discussed
Farmington’s Wetlands Commission reviews park plans, site development, and enforcement actions in a packed October meeting. Big thanks to Farmington Storage for the support! 🌳
Jack Beckett·Oct 22, 2024
Wetland Showdown: Farmington’s Batterson Park Rehab Sparks Debate
October 16’s meeting on Batterson Park’s renovations got a little muddy as officials hashed out wetland concerns. Thank you, Farmington Storage!
Jack Beckett·Oct 17, 2024
Explosive Decisions: Blasting, New Signs, and Farmington’s Evolving Landscape
Blasting through Colt Highway and approving signs for 170 Scott Swamp Rd, Farmington’s Planning & Zoning keeps the thrills coming. Watch the October 7th chaos unfold at 1 Monteith Dr!
Jack Beckett·Oct 15, 2024
Brownstones, Roof Vents, and Peter Pan? Unionville’s Historic District Meeting Unveils More Than Just Plans
Inside Unionville’s October Historic District meeting: windows, brownstone veneers, and Peter Pan parties—yes, really! 🎃 And special thanks to Farmington Storage for all your local storage needs! 🏗️
Jack Beckett·Oct 12, 2024
Farmington Town Meeting Unveils Halo-Lit Signage Drama & A Battle Over Square Feet – What Happens When LED Dreams Get Dimmed?!
Farmington Town Zoning takes on sign sizes, LEDs, & vinyl wizardry! And a shoutout to Farmington Storage for sponsoring the zoning showdown, where square feet and lumens reign supreme!
Jack Beckett·Sep 24, 2024
Farmington’s Solar Dilemma: Neighbors & Zoning Clash Over 62-Foot Front Yard Array at 115 Town Farm Road
Solar energy stirs debate at 115 Town Farm Road as neighbors and officials weigh sustainability vs. aesthetics in Farmington’s latest zoning battle ⚡🏠.
Jack Beckett·Sep 24, 2024
Farmington’s New High School: 99% Done, But Don’t Hold Your Breath for That Auditorium
Farmington’s new high school is almost ready—except for that pesky auditorium. Get the latest updates from 503 Main St. in Farmington, CT, plus why we’re still waiting. 😑 #PatienceIsAVirtue
Jack Beckett·Sep 19, 2024
Farmington’s Historic Commission Bravely Approves Mini-Splits and Bollards, Heroically Protecting Doors From Future Generations
🏛️ Air conditioners, ancient doors, and indestructible bollards—Farmington’s Historic Commission tackles the big issues, one panel at a time. Where preservation meets modern discomfort.
Jack Beckett·Sep 19, 2024
Farmington Wetlands Drama: George Santos & 78 Shrubs Face Off in Vine Hill Restoration Battle
🌿 Wetlands chaos unfolds at 17 Vine Hill Rd as George Santos tackles 78 shrubs 🌱 Meanwhile, 1509 Farmington Ave drowns in Phragmites! More at The Farmington Mercury. 155 Scott Swamp Rd.
Jack Beckett·Sep 19, 2024
Local Wetlands Commission Approves Pavilion, Prevents Total Ecological Meltdown (Probably)
Farmington’s Wetlands Commission approves a pavilion, a deck, and narrowly avoids environmental catastrophe. But hey, at least your pond’s safe… for now. 🌳😬 #WetlandsCrisis
Jack Beckett·Sep 11, 2024
Town Meeting Somehow Makes Tree Removal Sound Exciting: Farmington Tackles Ridge Lines, Parking Woes, and Nana’s New Pad
🌳 Tree fights & Starbucks crosswalks? Farmington, CT’s riveting zoning drama takes the stage at 155 Scott Swamp Rd. Can Nana’s cottage save the day? Call Farmington Storage at 860.777.4001!
Jack Beckett·Sep 11, 2024
Local Town Meeting Plots World Domination, Settles for Walking Tour Instead at 222 Main St.
Unionville plots world domination—starting with a historic walking tour! Join the rebellion at 222 Main St., Farmington, CT, or stay home and miss the sunscreen. ☀️ #LocalHistory #FarmingtonFun
Jack Beckett·Sep 10, 2024
Farmington High School Committee Prepares for Open House and New Community Newsletter
🎉 Farmington’s Building Committee plans an October open house for the new high school, sharing exciting updates in their latest newsletter! 📅 Sign up details coming soon.
Jack Beckett·Sep 5, 2024
Farmington’s Civic Thrill Ride: The Week of Meetings That Will Change Everything (or Nothing)
Get ready, Farmington! This week’s meetings at 1 Monteith Dr. & 155 Scott Swamp Rd. promise all the excitement of paint drying. Don’t miss out! 📜💤 #FarmingtonGovernment
Jack Beckett·Sep 2, 2024
Farmington High Opens with Fanfare and Demolition Plans—Finally 🎉
Farmington’s new high school opens with a grand ceremony, speeches galore, and a bulldozer in the wings! Visit Farmington Storage at 155 Scott Swamp Rd, CT. Call 860.777.4001 for details.
Jack Beckett·Aug 27, 2024
Farmington High School Ribbon Cutting: Tornado or Ceremony? Why Not Both?
Farmington HS moved their ribbon cutting indoors—no thanks to the weather gods. Join the chaos at 1 Monteith Dr, Farmington, CT 06032. Will the gym hold up? Only time will tell. 🏫⛈️
Jack Beckett·Aug 26, 2024
Farmington’s Big Day: Ribbon-Cutting, Parking Adventures & Cookie Frenzy!
Join the fun on August 25th as Farmington High School’s ribbon-cutting ceremony takes over the town. Parking drama, VIPs, and sweet RiverHawk treats await! 🚗🎓
Jack Beckett·Aug 23, 2024
Farmington Government Calls It Quits: Two Major Meetings Canceled, Leaving Town In Suspense
Farmington faces a Tuesday night crisis as not one, but TWO town meetings are canceled. No council drama tonight, just empty chambers and shattered civic dreams. 😱🗳️ #FarmingtonFails
Jack Beckett·Aug 12, 2024
Local Government Grinds to Halt Over Brick Orders and Jargon: A Hilarious Recap of Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee Meeting
🏛️ Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee meeting erupts in brick talk and endless jargon. Read our satirical take on high school renovations, contract awards, and bureaucratic antics! 📚💼
Jack Beckett·Aug 6, 2024
Unionville’s Historic Walking Tour: Because What Else Would You Do in September? 🏛️🚶♂️
Join Unionville’s walking tour for a thrilling journey through history. Perfect for those who find modern life too exciting. 📜⚒️
Jack Beckett·Aug 6, 2024