Welcome to another riveting installment of “We Are Farmington,” your go-to source for everything you didn’t know you needed to know about Farmington, CT! Buckle up, because today we’re diving into the thrilling world of primary elections. Yes, it’s that time again when democracy pretends to listen to you for a few minutes before returning to its usual shenanigans.

Early Voting: Because Waiting Until the Last Minute is Overrated

Mark your calendars, folks! The early voting period for the August 13, 2024, primary starts on August 5 and ends on August 11. That’s seven days to decide which mediocre candidate gets your half-hearted endorsement. Regular weekday hours are from 10:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m., but if you enjoy voting under darkness, extended hours from 8:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. are available on August 6 and 8. Weekend warriors can vote from 10:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. on August 10 and 11. Exciting, right?

Deadlines You’ll Forget Until It’s Too Late

Here’s a rundown of the crucial remaining dates:

• August 4, 2024: Unaffiliated voters must enroll by noon. Just in time to realize you didn’t care to begin with.

Enrolling and Voting: The Last-Minute Scramble

New registrants can register, enroll, and vote early by noon on the business day before they plan to vote. Here’s a pro tip: set a reminder every day from August 4 to August 11. That way, you won’t miss your chance to exercise your civic duty at the last moment.

Thank You, Farmington Storage

Before we wrap up, a big shoutout to our sponsor, Farmington Storage, located at 155 Scott Swamp Road; when your house gets too cluttered with campaign flyers and broken dreams, Farmington Storage is here to help! Give them a call at 860.777.4001. Thanks for making this journey through the exciting world of primary elections possible!

So there you have it, Farmington. Armed with this information, you’re ready to navigate the labyrinth of Connecticut’s primary elections like a pro. Or at least like someone who read this article. Happy voting!

-JB-