Farmington Police Make Five Arrests

“Always Last to Breaking News,” Yet Somehow First to Court Dates

The Farmington Police Department capped off Thursday with a five‑pack of arrests, proving once again that local crime never sleeps, except, perhaps, in holding cells that reek of stale Dunkin’. Remember: everyone listed below is innocent until proven guilty, regardless of the mugshot’s background color.

7:07 p.m.: Burglary Dream Team Crashes on New Britain Ave

Patrick Jeyson Mendoza Rios, 30, of Woodbridge, VA, allegedly tried the “Ocean’s One” approach to first‑degree burglary and conspiracy, earning a $500,000 surety bond and front‑row seat at today’s arraignment .

6:06 p.m.: Southeast Road Six‑Finger Discount

Farmington ShopRite’s unofficial loyalty program allegedly gained a new platinum member when Margaret Monika Ostrowski, 49, of New Britain, was charged with sixth‑degree larceny. Bond: a modest $1,500, paid faster than you can say “self‑checkout malfunction” .

4:33 p.m.: Fienemann Road Pharmacy: BYO Prescription

Corey Alberto Peterson, 38, of Meriden, allegedly carried enough controlled substance to fill a CVS endcap. Bond matched the sale price: $1,500 .

4:22 p.m.: Colt Highway Double Feature

Cadorra Patrice Leggett, 35, of Hartford, allegedly earned two identical failure‑to‑appear warrants within the same minute, because punctuality is overrated. Each cash bond rang up at $1,500 .

Total Arrests: Five, Grand Total of Regret: Infinite

Farmington PD’s 24‑hour scorecard closed at five arrests, zero daring helicopter chases, and one collective sigh from public defenders everywhere.

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