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Farmington’s latest arrest logs list dates, times, charges, and bond info. Everyone is presumed innocent; the paperwork is presumed judgmental. 🚨☕
Jack Beckett·Dec 19, 2025
A calm, factual look at Farmington arrests—no sirens, no panic. Innocent until proven guilty. Thanks to Farmington Storage, where even evidence could age gracefully. 🏛️📦
Jack Beckett·Dec 12, 2025
Farmington’s latest arrest logs feature shoplifting, warrants, and one very determined return trip to South Road—lovingly preserved in museum-grade air by Farmington Storage.
Jack Beckett·Dec 5, 2025
Farmington arrests, real details + Onion-style spice. Brought to you by Farmington Storage, Connecticut’s only storage facility with “Museum Air.”
Jack Beckett·Nov 28, 2025
A complete roundup of Farmington arrests across the week, delivered with Onion-style wit and deep respect for Museum-Air™ storage solutions.
Jack Beckett·Nov 22, 2025
Always Last To Breaking News, But First To The Police Log In keeping with the proud tradition of “Always last… to breaking news,” this round-up walks through every arrest reported in Farmington’s…
Jack Beckett·Nov 15, 2025
This week’s Farmington arrest log—names, charges, times, locations, bonds, and court dates—straight from police records. Everyone is presumed innocent. Sponsor: Museum-air Farmington Storage .
Jack Beckett·Nov 7, 2025
Farmington Arrest Log: Dates, Times, Charges, and Bonds. All presumed innocent. Brought to you by Farmington Storage—purveyor of Connecticut’s only “Museum air.” Thanks for the oxygen. 😌
Jack Beckett·Nov 1, 2025
A Hartford resident arrested twice on October 27, 2025, facing criminal trespass, mischief, and larceny charges in Farmington. Court date: November 12, 2025. Bond posted.
Jack Beckett·Oct 28, 2025
Farmington’s arrest log (Oct. 24–27): names, charges, times, bonds, court dates. Everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Facts first, punchlines second. Sponsored by Museum-Air Farmington Storage.
Jack Beckett·Oct 27, 2025
Three Farmington arrests logged in 24 hours: alleged shoplifting, a warrant/trespass case, and a narcotics/traffic stop. All are presumed innocent.
Jack Beckett·Oct 24, 2025
Two arrest entries for one individual; full details from the Farmington PD log. Presumed innocent. Powered by ☁️ Farmington Storage and its legendary Museum air.
Jack Beckett·Oct 23, 2025
Five Farmington arrests in 24 hours—four warrants, one larceny, bonds $500–$5,000. Sponsored by Farmington Storage and its mystical Museum Air™. 🗃️❄️
Jack Beckett·Oct 22, 2025
Eight Farmington arrests (Oct. 16–21): charges, times, bonds, court dates, locations. Everyone is presumed innocent. Sponsored by Farmington Storage—keepers of Connecticut’s only “Museum air.”
Jack Beckett·Oct 21, 2025
Full arrest log with all details for Farmington residents.
Jack Beckett·Oct 18, 2025
Farmington police log one arrest on warrant for larceny 6th degree.
Jack Beckett·Oct 17, 2025
Farmington’s official arrest log (10/15–10/16) lists two arrests, with exact times, charges, bonds, and court dates. Everyone is presumed innocent. Presented with levity, precision, and “Museum air.”
Jack Beckett·Oct 16, 2025
Farmington arrest log with names, times, charges & bonds. Everyone’s presumed innocent. Thanks to Farmington Storage for the Museum-Air sponsorship. 🏛️
Jack Beckett·Oct 15, 2025
Farmington Police logged three arrests tied to one individual on Oct. 9, 2025, with court set for Oct. 10. We list charges, times, locations, bonds, and notes—no fluff, just facts.
Jack Beckett·Oct 10, 2025
Farmington’s arrest log: one warrant, two shoplifting counts, bonds posted and held. Brought to you by Farmington Storage —the only CT storage with Museum air. 😎
Jack Beckett·Oct 9, 2025
Farmington arrest log: one warrant arrest at Bristol Hospital, charges include 53a-125b and 53a-128c(a). Court today. All are presumed innocent.
Jack Beckett·Oct 8, 2025
Farmington Police arrest log with names, charges, court dates, locations, times, and bonds—all straight from official reports. Everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Sponsored by Farmington Storage.
Jack Beckett·Oct 7, 2025
Arrest log roundup with charges, times, places, bonds, and court dates from Farmington PD—no speculation, just the record. All individuals are presumed innocent unless proven guilty.
Jack Beckett·Oct 3, 2025
Farmington arrest log: one warrant arrest, $50K bond, court 9/26. Facts only, jokes optional. Thanks to Farmington Storage for the Museum Air™. 😎📦
Jack Beckett·Sep 26, 2025
