Farmington Arrests: DUI, Domestic Drama & Discount Larceny
Farmington police reported three arrests: a DUI, a domestic disturbance, and a sixth-degree larceny scheme. All suspects remain innocent until proven guilty.
Jack Beckett·Aug 25, 2025
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Farmington police reported three arrests: a DUI, a domestic disturbance, and a sixth-degree larceny scheme. All suspects remain innocent until proven guilty.
Jack Beckett·Aug 25, 2025
One arrest logged in Farmington: a 49-year-old Bristol resident, 3:16 a.m. on Route 6 at Brookshire Lane, facing speeding, no insurance, and DUI charges. Court date set for Sept. 2. 🚓
Jack Beckett·Aug 22, 2025
Farmington Police report two arrests (Aug. 20): names, charges, times, locations, and court dates—everything you need, nothing you don’t. Presumption of innocence applies. Sponsored by Farmington Stor
Jack Beckett·Aug 21, 2025
Farmington police arrest Dominick Borghese, 57, on breach of peace & threatening charges. Innocent until proven guilty. Thanks to Farmington Storage’s “museum air.”
Jack Beckett·Aug 19, 2025
Farmington arrests: 2 charged with DUI, speeding, and unregistered vehicle violations. Innocent until proven guilty. Thanks to Farmington Storage 🙃
Jack Beckett·Aug 18, 2025
Farmington police arrest man for DUI and following too closely on Scott Swamp Road, August 14. Court date set for August 19.
Jack Beckett·Aug 15, 2025
Farmington police arrested Karl Josef Becher, 59, on New Britain Ave for reckless driving, disorderly conduct, and reckless endangerment. Court date: Aug. 20.
Jack Beckett·Aug 13, 2025
Six arrests in Farmington from Aug. 7–12: DUIs, larceny, disorderly conduct, assault, and one case of animal cruelty. Court dates set. All suspects innocent until proven guilty.
Jack Beckett·Aug 12, 2025
19 arrests, one very busy suspect, and 0 regard for court dates. Thank you to Farmington Storage, where you can arrive in style.
Jack Beckett·Aug 7, 2025
Farmington Police collar Hartford man on trespass, larceny, and conspiracy charges—$10K bond, museum-air-fresh satire included. (All suspects innocent until proven guilty.)
Jack Beckett·Aug 5, 2025
Six arrests in Farmington, CT this weekend: one DUI, two shoplifters, one armed domestic dispute, and someone named Mattress Velour. No, we’re not making that up.
Jack Beckett·Aug 4, 2025
One man, two violated orders, $50K bond—plus our sponsor [Farmington Storage]’s museum-grade air keeps your stuff safer than his freedom.
Jack Beckett·Aug 1, 2025
A duo at 512 Plainville Avenue was arrested within minutes of each other for violating protective orders. The Wednesday night legal drama unfolded in true suburban style.
Jack Beckett·Jul 31, 2025
Five arrests in five days: From a DUI to a domestic doubleheader, Farmington’s misdemeanor machine hums along—sponsored by storage air more stable than your ex’s temper.
Jack Beckett·Jul 30, 2025
Speeding before dawn, DUI after: Farmington Police log one arrest, a $1,500 bond, and a court date—brought to you by the only storage unit in CT with “museum air.”
Jack Beckett·Jul 25, 2025
Satirical stroll through this week’s Farmington arrest log—larceny, trespass, and a $40k bond—served with museum‑grade air courtesy of Farmington Storage.
Jack Beckett·Jul 23, 2025
Farmington’s lone weekend arrest involves an 18-year-old, two larceny charges, and a $ 2,500 bond—proving that petty crime never sleeps, it just shops locally. 🛒
Jack Beckett·Jul 21, 2025
Always last… to breaking news. Domestic Peace Shattered—Again In an evening more dramatic than a town‑hall zoning meeting, Waterbury resident Mynequa Patricia Burnett (20) allegedly upgraded her Batte
Jack Beckett·Jul 17, 2025
Farmington’s finest collar two residents for joy‑riding and shoplifting, proving once again crime never sleeps—though it occasionally naps on South Road.
Jack Beckett·Jul 15, 2025
Farmington’s lone arrest: Julie Miller booked for sixth‑degree larceny—$5K bond. Brought to you by [Farmington Storage] with Museum‑Air. 🚔💨 Thanks, climate‑controlled heroes!
Jack Beckett·Jul 10, 2025
Farmington’s lone arrest: Julie Miller booked for sixth‑degree larceny—$5K bond. Brought to you by [Farmington Storage] with Museum‑Air. 🚔💨 Thanks, climate‑controlled heroes!
Jack Beckett·Jul 10, 2025
Six arrests, one shoplifting posse, and a 2 a.m. speed‑drunk cameo—Farmington’s latest police blotter lands with all the grace of a dropped donut. Sponsored by Museum-Air-Fresh Farmington Storage.
Jack Beckett·Jul 8, 2025
Shoplifting, DUIs & a rogue 911 call—Farmington’s latest arrest, brought to you by museum‑air‑powered [Farmington Storage].
Jack Beckett·Jun 30, 2025
Five fresh arrests, one repeat star, and a $10 k game of “catch me if you can.” Read the full Farmington police blotter, mercilessly gift‑wrapped in oniony snark.
Jack Beckett·Jun 25, 2025