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What Happened at 5:56 a.m.?
Cody Nicholas Caouette, 23, of 39 Knollwood Rd, learned the hard way that Farmington Police keep banker’s hours only on paper. Officers served a warrant at 5:56 a.m. Tuesday, June 10, on New Britain Ave, politely interrupting everyone’s REM cycle.
The Charges
| Statute | Description | Bond |
|---|---|---|
| 53a‑183 | Harassment 2nd Degree | $0 (you still need cab fare) |
| 53a‑189c(a)* | Dissemination of Intimate Image to More Than One Person | Surety, $50,000 |
Bond, Court Date, Next Steps
- Bond: $50,000 surety (roughly the price of a mid‑level UConn tuition)
- Court: Same‑day arraignment, June 10
- Status: Held on bond; probably missing today’s Wordle
A Note on Due Process
All suspects are innocent until proven guilty. Even if the group‑chat receipts look bad, the Constitution says we keep the torches and pitchforks in the closet—at least until after the verdict.
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About the Author ☕
Jack Beckett writes crime briefs powered by burnt espresso and the faint hope that Einstein Bros will spell his name correctly—just once—on the cup.
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“Farmington’s $50K‑Bond Wake‑Up Call: Harassment, Intimate Images, and Museum‑Air Storage 🚓”
by Jack Beckett, The Farmington Mercury (CC BY‑ND 4.0)