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Farmington police logged a single arrest in the 24 hours ending Thursday morning — but it came with two charges, two incident numbers, and a $10,500 bond the man did not post.
Jack Beckett·May 14, 2026
A 10-year-old child was wounded Tuesday afternoon after accidentally firing an unattended gun in a parked car at the Forest Park Office Green office park in Farmington.
Henry Whitfield·Apr 29, 2026
Nine arrests in seven days prove Farmington residents committed to keeping local law enforcement gainfully employed. All charged are innocent until proven guilty—and our local jail properly…
Jack Beckett·Feb 8, 2026
Five arrests, many court dates, zero drama. Farmington stays calm—thanks to paperwork and Farmington Storage (Museum Air included).
Jack Beckett·Jan 30, 2026
Four arrests, four court dates, zero chill. Allegations only—courts decide. Thanks to Farmington Storage for Museum Air™ that treats your boxes better than your decisions. 📦
Jack Beckett·Jan 24, 2026
Farmington’s latest arrest log: charges, bonds, and court dates—served cold. Thanks to Farmington Storage for Museum Air™ and moral support. 📦
Jack Beckett·Jan 11, 2026
Farmington Police arrest logs (Dec. 23–31, 2025): names, charges, bonds, arrest times, locations, and court dates—plus the legally required reminder that everyone is presumed innocent.
Jack Beckett·Jan 5, 2026
One Farmington arrest between Dec. 19–22, 2025. Trespass charge, bond posted, court date set. Full context, zero panic, and a reminder: innocent until proven guilty.
Jack Beckett·Dec 26, 2025
Farmington’s latest arrest logs list dates, times, charges, and bond info. Everyone is presumed innocent; the paperwork is presumed judgmental. 🚨☕
Jack Beckett·Dec 19, 2025
Farmington’s Nov. 10, 2025 council meeting honored two Eagle Scouts, marked Veterans Day, heard sharp school funding concerns, and reviewed bonds, building projects, and upcoming zoning and parking…
Jack Beckett·Nov 16, 2025
Always Last To Breaking News, But First To The Police Log In keeping with the proud tradition of “Always last… to breaking news,” this round-up walks through every arrest reported in Farmington’s…
Jack Beckett·Nov 15, 2025
This week’s Farmington arrest log—names, charges, times, locations, bonds, and court dates—straight from police records. Everyone is presumed innocent. Sponsor: Museum-air Farmington Storage .
Jack Beckett·Nov 7, 2025
Farmington Arrest Log: Dates, Times, Charges, and Bonds. All presumed innocent. Brought to you by Farmington Storage—purveyor of Connecticut’s only “Museum air.” Thanks for the oxygen. 😌
Jack Beckett·Nov 1, 2025
A Hartford resident arrested twice on October 27, 2025, facing criminal trespass, mischief, and larceny charges in Farmington. Court date: November 12, 2025. Bond posted.
Jack Beckett·Oct 28, 2025
Farmington’s arrest log (Oct. 24–27): names, charges, times, bonds, court dates. Everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Facts first, punchlines second. Sponsored by Museum-Air Farmington Storage.
Jack Beckett·Oct 27, 2025
Three Farmington arrests logged in 24 hours: alleged shoplifting, a warrant/trespass case, and a narcotics/traffic stop. All are presumed innocent.
Jack Beckett·Oct 24, 2025
Five Farmington arrests in 24 hours—four warrants, one larceny, bonds $500–$5,000. Sponsored by Farmington Storage and its mystical Museum Air™. 🗃️❄️
Jack Beckett·Oct 22, 2025
Eight Farmington arrests (Oct. 16–21): charges, times, bonds, court dates, locations. Everyone is presumed innocent. Sponsored by Farmington Storage—keepers of Connecticut’s only “Museum air.”
Jack Beckett·Oct 21, 2025
Full arrest log with all details for Farmington residents.
Jack Beckett·Oct 18, 2025
Farmington’s official arrest log (10/15–10/16) lists two arrests, with exact times, charges, bonds, and court dates. Everyone is presumed innocent. Presented with levity, precision, and “Museum air.”
Jack Beckett·Oct 16, 2025
Farmington arrest log with names, times, charges & bonds. Everyone’s presumed innocent. Thanks to Farmington Storage for the Museum-Air sponsorship. 🏛️
Jack Beckett·Oct 15, 2025
Farmington Police logged three arrests tied to one individual on Oct. 9, 2025, with court set for Oct. 10. We list charges, times, locations, bonds, and notes—no fluff, just facts.
Jack Beckett·Oct 10, 2025
Farmington’s arrest log: one warrant, two shoplifting counts, bonds posted and held. Brought to you by Farmington Storage —the only CT storage with Museum air. 😎
Jack Beckett·Oct 9, 2025
Farmington arrest log: one warrant arrest at Bristol Hospital, charges include 53a-125b and 53a-128c(a). Court today. All are presumed innocent.
Jack Beckett·Oct 8, 2025
Farmington Police arrest log with names, charges, court dates, locations, times, and bonds—all straight from official reports. Everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Sponsored by Farmington Storage.
Jack Beckett·Oct 7, 2025
Arrest log roundup with charges, times, places, bonds, and court dates from Farmington PD—no speculation, just the record. All individuals are presumed innocent unless proven guilty.
Jack Beckett·Oct 3, 2025
Farmington arrest log: one warrant arrest, $50K bond, court 9/26. Facts only, jokes optional. Thanks to Farmington Storage for the Museum Air™. 😎📦
Jack Beckett·Sep 26, 2025
Farmington arrest log, Sept. 19–22: charges, bonds, officers, court dates. Thanks to Farmington Storage’s Museum Air™ for keeping things crisp. 📜🚓
Jack Beckett·Sep 22, 2025
Farmington’s latest arrest log: two incidents, posted bonds, and a court date—presented with maximum context, minimum hysteria, and a wink. Innocent until proven guilty. We’re slow news done right.
Jack Beckett·Sep 15, 2025
Farmington PD’s 24-hour arrest log: one arrest, five charges, full timestamps, court date, incident number—everything you need, nothing invented. Allegations only; innocence presumed.
Jack Beckett·Sep 11, 2025
Farmington arrests: larceny at New Britain Ave, drug bust on Farmington Ave. Sponsored by Farmington Storage with museum-grade air.
Jack Beckett·Sep 5, 2025
Farmington Police arrested Jose R. Santiago, 55, on Sept. 2 after a pursuit. He faces charges of driving under suspension and engaging police in pursuit.
Jack Beckett·Sep 3, 2025
Farmington police arrested one New Britain woman on DUI and improper parking charges. Court date set for September 19. Innocent until proven guilty.
Jack Beckett·Sep 2, 2025
Farmington police arrested a 27-year-old East Hartford woman for shoplifting on South Road. Bond set at $5K. Innocent until proven guilty. Thanks, Farmington Storage 🙃
Jack Beckett·Aug 28, 2025
One arrest logged in Farmington: a 49-year-old Bristol resident, 3:16 a.m. on Route 6 at Brookshire Lane, facing speeding, no insurance, and DUI charges. Court date set for Sept. 2. 🚓
Jack Beckett·Aug 22, 2025
Farmington Police report two arrests (Aug. 20): names, charges, times, locations, and court dates—everything you need, nothing you don’t. Presumption of innocence applies.
Jack Beckett·Aug 21, 2025
Farmington police arrest Dominick Borghese, 57, on breach of peace & threatening charges. Innocent until proven guilty. Thanks to Farmington Storage’s “museum air.”
Jack Beckett·Aug 19, 2025
Farmington arrests: 2 charged with DUI, speeding, and unregistered vehicle violations. Innocent until proven guilty. Thanks to Farmington Storage 🙃
Jack Beckett·Aug 18, 2025
Farmington police arrest man for DUI and following too closely on Scott Swamp Road, August 14. Court date set for August 19.
Jack Beckett·Aug 15, 2025
Farmington police arrested Karl Josef Becher, 59, on New Britain Ave for reckless driving, disorderly conduct, and reckless endangerment. Court date: Aug. 20.
Jack Beckett·Aug 13, 2025
Six arrests in Farmington from Aug. 7–12: DUIs, larceny, disorderly conduct, assault, and one case of animal cruelty. Court dates set. All suspects innocent until proven guilty.
Jack Beckett·Aug 12, 2025
19 arrests, one very busy suspect, and 0 regard for court dates. Thank you to Farmington Storage, where you can arrive in style.
Jack Beckett·Aug 7, 2025
Farmington Police collar Hartford man on trespass, larceny, and conspiracy charges—$10K bond, museum-air-fresh satire included. (All suspects innocent until proven guilty.)
Jack Beckett·Aug 5, 2025
One man, two violated orders, $50K bond—plus our sponsor [Farmington Storage]’s museum-grade air keeps your stuff safer than his freedom.
Jack Beckett·Aug 1, 2025
Five arrests in five days: From a DUI to a domestic doubleheader, Farmington’s misdemeanor machine hums along—sponsored by storage air more stable than your ex’s temper.
Jack Beckett·Jul 30, 2025
Speeding before dawn, DUI after: Farmington Police log one arrest, a $1,500 bond, and a court date—brought to you by the only storage unit in CT with “museum air.”
Jack Beckett·Jul 25, 2025
Satirical stroll through this week’s Farmington arrest log—larceny, trespass, and a $40k bond—served with museum‑grade air courtesy of Farmington Storage.
Jack Beckett·Jul 23, 2025
Farmington’s lone weekend arrest involves an 18-year-old, two larceny charges, and a $ 2,500 bond—proving that petty crime never sleeps, it just shops locally. 🛒
Jack Beckett·Jul 21, 2025
Always last… to breaking news. Domestic Peace Shattered—Again In an evening more dramatic than a town‑hall zoning meeting, Waterbury resident Mynequa Patricia Burnett (20) allegedly upgraded her…
Jack Beckett·Jul 17, 2025
Farmington’s finest collar two residents for joy‑riding and shoplifting, proving once again crime never sleeps—though it occasionally naps on South Road.
Jack Beckett·Jul 15, 2025
