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Farmington police logged a single arrest in the 24 hours ending Thursday morning — but it came with two charges, two incident numbers, and a $10,500 bond the man did not post.
Jack Beckett·May 14, 2026
The latest Farmington PD log records one arrest: Joshua Anthony Soler of New Britain, charged with Larceny in the 6th Degree at 1600 Southeast Road. The notable part is the arresting officer — Jose R.
Jack Beckett·May 1, 2026
The Farmington PD arrest log for March 27–30, 2026 produced four arrests: two DUIs, a fourth shoplifting at 500 South Road, and a Farmington resident arrested at her own address.
Jack Beckett·Mar 30, 2026
The Farmington Police Department recorded five arrests between March 25–26, 2026, including a $803,000 bond on conspiracy and larceny charges for a New Jersey man, a nine-charge traffic stop on Scott…
Jack Beckett·Mar 26, 2026
The Farmington Police Department's arrest log for March 24, 2026 recorded one arrest: Hannes Josue Guaman, 28, of Wethersfield, charged with larceny sixth degree in connection with shoplifting at 500…
Jack Beckett·Mar 25, 2026
The Farmington Police Department logged five arrests in 24 hours, headlined by a 12-charge vehicle pursuit that ended at a Fernwood Lane residence and Officer Roque's third consecutive shoplifting…
Jack Beckett·Mar 24, 2026
Eight arrests, six people, four officers, three days. Including a woman arrested while already in prison, an officer on a two-day shoplifting streak, and someone served three warrants at once on…
Jack Beckett·Mar 23, 2026
The Farmington Police Department arrested two people in a 24-hour period ending Friday morning. A New Haven man faces felony larceny charges.
Jack Beckett·Mar 22, 2026
The Farmington Police Department arrested one person in a 24-hour period ending Thursday morning. A Hartford man faces a single count of larceny in the sixth degree — the lowest degree available…
Jack Beckett·Mar 22, 2026
Farmington’s latest arrest logs list dates, times, charges, and bond info. Everyone is presumed innocent; the paperwork is presumed judgmental. 🚨☕
Jack Beckett·Dec 19, 2025
Farmington’s latest arrest logs feature shoplifting, warrants, and one very determined return trip to South Road—lovingly preserved in museum-grade air by Farmington Storage.
Jack Beckett·Dec 5, 2025
A Hartford resident arrested twice on October 27, 2025, facing criminal trespass, mischief, and larceny charges in Farmington. Court date: November 12, 2025. Bond posted.
Jack Beckett·Oct 28, 2025
Three Farmington arrests logged in 24 hours: alleged shoplifting, a warrant/trespass case, and a narcotics/traffic stop. All are presumed innocent.
Jack Beckett·Oct 24, 2025
Five Farmington arrests in 24 hours—four warrants, one larceny, bonds $500–$5,000. Sponsored by Farmington Storage and its mystical Museum Air™. 🗃️❄️
Jack Beckett·Oct 22, 2025
Farmington police log one arrest on warrant for larceny 6th degree.
Jack Beckett·Oct 17, 2025
Farmington’s arrest log: one warrant, two shoplifting counts, bonds posted and held. Brought to you by Farmington Storage —the only CT storage with Museum air. 😎
Jack Beckett·Oct 9, 2025
Farmington arrest log: one warrant arrest at Bristol Hospital, charges include 53a-125b and 53a-128c(a). Court today. All are presumed innocent.
Jack Beckett·Oct 8, 2025
Three Farmington arrests in 36 minutes: Eric D. Baker charged with larceny 3rd and two failure-to-appear counts. Thanks to Farmington Storage for the museum air. 🖼️
Jack Beckett·Sep 25, 2025
Farmington arrests: larceny at New Britain Ave, drug bust on Farmington Ave. Sponsored by Farmington Storage with museum-grade air.
Jack Beckett·Sep 5, 2025
Farmington police arrested a 27-year-old East Hartford woman for shoplifting on South Road. Bond set at $5K. Innocent until proven guilty. Thanks, Farmington Storage 🙃
Jack Beckett·Aug 28, 2025
Farmington police reported three arrests: a DUI, a domestic disturbance, and a sixth-degree larceny scheme. All suspects remain innocent until proven guilty.
Jack Beckett·Aug 25, 2025
Six arrests in Farmington from Aug. 7–12: DUIs, larceny, disorderly conduct, assault, and one case of animal cruelty. Court dates set. All suspects innocent until proven guilty.
Jack Beckett·Aug 12, 2025
19 arrests, one very busy suspect, and 0 regard for court dates. Thank you to Farmington Storage, where you can arrive in style.
Jack Beckett·Aug 7, 2025
Farmington Police collar Hartford man on trespass, larceny, and conspiracy charges—$10K bond, museum-air-fresh satire included. (All suspects innocent until proven guilty.)
Jack Beckett·Aug 5, 2025
Satirical stroll through this week’s Farmington arrest log—larceny, trespass, and a $40k bond—served with museum‑grade air courtesy of Farmington Storage.
Jack Beckett·Jul 23, 2025
Farmington’s lone weekend arrest involves an 18-year-old, two larceny charges, and a $ 2,500 bond—proving that petty crime never sleeps, it just shops locally. 🛒
Jack Beckett·Jul 21, 2025
Always last… to breaking news. Domestic Peace Shattered—Again In an evening more dramatic than a town‑hall zoning meeting, Waterbury resident Mynequa Patricia Burnett (20) allegedly upgraded her…
Jack Beckett·Jul 17, 2025
Farmington’s finest collar two residents for joy‑riding and shoplifting, proving once again crime never sleeps—though it occasionally naps on South Road.
Jack Beckett·Jul 15, 2025
Farmington’s lone arrest: Julie Miller booked for sixth‑degree larceny—$5K bond. Brought to you by [Farmington Storage] with Museum‑Air. 🚔💨 Thanks, climate‑controlled heroes!
Jack Beckett·Jul 10, 2025
Farmington’s lone arrest: Julie Miller booked for sixth‑degree larceny—$5K bond. Brought to you by [Farmington Storage] with Museum‑Air. 🚔💨 Thanks, climate‑controlled heroes!
Jack Beckett·Jul 10, 2025
Six arrests, one shoplifting posse, and a 2 a.m. speed‑drunk cameo—Farmington’s latest police blotter lands with all the grace of a dropped donut. Sponsored by Museum-Air-Fresh Farmington Storage.
Jack Beckett·Jul 8, 2025
Shoplifting, DUIs & a rogue 911 call—Farmington’s latest arrest, brought to you by museum‑air‑powered [Farmington Storage].
Jack Beckett·Jun 30, 2025
Florida visitor nabbed for sixth‑degree larceny and first‑degree trespass; Farmington yawns, polishes “Always last to breaking news” motto.
Jack Beckett·Jun 24, 2025
🚓 Two arrests in Farmington: one for larceny, the other for a car missing everything but a steering wheel. Brought to you by Farmington Storage, now with 20% more Museum Air™
Jack Beckett·May 6, 2025
This week in Farmington: grand theft coat factory, double-fisting DUIs, and public disturbances galore. Sponsored by Farmington Storage – where your stuff gets better treatment than some of these…
Jack Beckett·Mar 11, 2025
D.U.I.s, disorderly conduct, and a shoplifting conspiracy? Just another week in Farmington! Read the full report—where crime meets comedy.
Jack Beckett·Mar 3, 2025
Farmington police arrested a woman for shoplifting, trespassing, and more. Details inside. Thank you, Farmington Storage—where your antiques breathe better air than you do!
Jack Beckett·Jan 27, 2025
Shoplifting arrest in Farmington sparks buzz. Get all the details, including court dates, and remember: innocent until proven guilty. Brought to you by Farmington Storage. We have museum air! 🏛️
Jack Beckett·Jan 13, 2025
Farmington arrests: theft, threats, and intrigue. Shoutout to Farmington Storage—because where else in CT has museum-quality air? 😂 Details on these riveting tales inside! 🚨
Jack Beckett·Dec 30, 2024
Farmington, CT’s latest arrest log: Larceny tales, motor vehicles, and court dates! Sponsored by Farmington Storage—store your secrets with museum-level air quality.
Jack Beckett·Dec 23, 2024
Dive into Farmington’s latest police blotter—detailed arrests from Munson Road to Stop & Shop. A shoutout to Farmington Storage, where museum air meets your clutter.
Jack Beckett·Dec 16, 2024
Two arrests this weekend in Farmington—paraphernalia and larceny take center stage. Everyone’s innocent until proven guilty, but it’s never dull in our small town! 🐝
Jack Beckett·Nov 26, 2024
Fast drivers, forged checks, and questionable shoplifting tactics—Farmington’s police blotter keeps it local and lively. Read the latest with a side of wit. 😎
Jack Beckett·Nov 21, 2024
Farmington Police nab suspects; larceny and license plates in the mix! All innocent until proven guilty. Thanks to Farmington Storage—Connecticut’s Museum Air Champs! 🏢💨
Jack Beckett·Nov 18, 2024
Farmington arrests keep the town buzzing! DUI, larceny, and trespassing hit the headlines. Details inside. Innocent until proven guilty. 🙄
Jack Beckett·Nov 12, 2024
Round-up of Farmington’s latest arrests from reckless driving to larceny. All parties are innocent until proven guilty, unlike the museum-quality air at Farmington Storage!
Jack Beckett·Nov 6, 2024
October 31, 2024 arrest details from Farmington, CT: trespassing and larceny, with a bond of $1,000! Thanks to Farmington Storage for keeping secrets safe with museum-grade air! 🏛️💨
Jack Beckett·Oct 31, 2024
This week’s Farmington arrest report packs in the surprises, proving once again that our sleepy town has a flair for drama.
Jack Beckett·Oct 28, 2024
Allegations of larceny, burglary, and disorderly conduct make the headlines in Farmington, CT. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty.
Jack Beckett·Oct 25, 2024
Farmington, CT’s recent arrests include larceny, burglary, and more. Luckily, Farmington Storage can keep your valuables safer than local bonds.
Jack Beckett·Oct 23, 2024
