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Farmington Police Log, August 13: Two Bonds Posted, One Held on $50,000
Three arrests reached the Farmington police log in the twenty-four hours ending Friday morning. Two ended with a $5,000 bond posted.
Jack Beckett·Aug 14, 2026
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Farmington Police Log, May 29: One Larceny Warrant, Bond Posted
Farmington police logged a single arrest in the 24 hours ending Friday morning: a sixth-degree larceny warrant for a Hartford woman, served at headquarters by Officer Daniel R. Aparo.
Jack Beckett·May 29, 2026
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Farmington Police Log, May 28: Five Records, One Defendant at Westfarms, $70,000 Bond
A Stratford woman, 31, was arrested at Westfarms Mall on Wednesday afternoon and charged with seven offenses across five separately filed incident numbers — an on-scene shoplifting and first-degree…
Jack Beckett·May 28, 2026
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Farmington Police Log, May 14: One Man, Two Charges, Held on $10,500 Bond
Farmington police logged a single arrest in the 24 hours ending Thursday morning — but it came with two charges, two incident numbers, and a $10,500 bond the man did not post.
Jack Beckett·May 14, 2026
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Farmington Police Log, April 30: Officer Santiago's Second Southeast Road Arrest in Three Days
The latest Farmington PD log records one arrest: Joshua Anthony Soler of New Britain, charged with Larceny in the 6th Degree at 1600 Southeast Road. The notable part is the arresting officer — Jose R.
Jack Beckett·May 1, 2026
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Farmington Police Log, March 27–30: Four Arrests, Two More DUIs, and 500 South Road Simply Will Not Stop
The Farmington PD arrest log for March 27–30, 2026 produced four arrests: two DUIs, a fourth shoplifting at 500 South Road, and a Farmington resident arrested at her own address.
Jack Beckett·Mar 30, 2026
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Farmington Police Log, March 25–26: Five Arrests, an $803,000 Bond, and a Nine-Charge Traffic Stop on Scott Swamp Road
The Farmington Police Department recorded five arrests between March 25–26, 2026, including a $803,000 bond on conspiracy and larceny charges for a New Jersey man, a nine-charge traffic stop on Scott…
Jack Beckett·Mar 26, 2026
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Farmington Police Log, March 24: One Arrest, One Shoplifter, and 500 South Road Keeps Its Streak Alive
The Farmington Police Department's arrest log for March 24, 2026 recorded one arrest: Hannes Josue Guaman, 28, of Wethersfield, charged with larceny sixth degree in connection with shoplifting at 500…
Jack Beckett·Mar 25, 2026
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Farmington Police Log, March 23–24: Five Arrests, One Vehicle Pursuit, and Officer Roque Just Cannot Stop Catching Shoplifters
The Farmington Police Department logged five arrests in 24 hours, headlined by a 12-charge vehicle pursuit that ended at a Fernwood Lane residence and Officer Roque's third consecutive shoplifting…
Jack Beckett·Mar 24, 2026
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Farmington Police Log, March 20–22: Six Arrests, Three Warrants for One Person, and a Woman Already in Prison Who Got Arrested Again
Eight arrests, six people, four officers, three days. Including a woman arrested while already in prison, an officer on a two-day shoplifting streak, and someone served three warrants at once on…
Jack Beckett·Mar 23, 2026
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Farmington Police Log, March 19: Two Warrant Arrests, One Officer, Thirteen Minutes Apart
The Farmington Police Department arrested two people in a 24-hour period ending Friday morning. A New Haven man faces felony larceny charges.
Jack Beckett·Mar 22, 2026
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Farmington Police Log, March 18: One Arrest, Bond Posted, Officer Aiello Moves On
The Farmington Police Department arrested one person in a 24-hour period ending Thursday morning. A Hartford man faces a single count of larceny in the sixth degree — the lowest degree available…
Jack Beckett·Mar 22, 2026
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Farmington Arrest Logs, Dec 11–19: Allegations, Bonds, Court Dates, and One More Reason to Drink Coffee
Farmington’s latest arrest logs list dates, times, charges, and bond info. Everyone is presumed innocent; the paperwork is presumed judgmental. 🚨☕
Jack Beckett·Dec 19, 2025
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Farmington Arrest Log: Shoplifting, Warrants, And One Very Busy South Road, Proudly Preserved In Museum-Grade Storage
Farmington’s latest arrest logs feature shoplifting, warrants, and one very determined return trip to South Road—lovingly preserved in museum-grade air by Farmington Storage.
Jack Beckett·Dec 5, 2025
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Local Man Arrested Again, Again: A Cautionary Tale of Repetition in Farmington Police Work
A Hartford resident arrested twice on October 27, 2025, facing criminal trespass, mischief, and larceny charges in Farmington. Court date: November 12, 2025. Bond posted.
Jack Beckett·Oct 28, 2025
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Farmington Police Arrest Log: Three Cases, One Town, Zero Panic (Oct. 23–24)
Three Farmington arrests logged in 24 hours: alleged shoplifting, a warrant/trespass case, and a narcotics/traffic stop. All are presumed innocent.
Jack Beckett·Oct 24, 2025
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Farmington Arrest Log (Oct. 21–22, 2025): Five Arrests, Multiple Warrants, Bond Details, Court Dates
Five Farmington arrests in 24 hours—four warrants, one larceny, bonds $500–$5,000. Sponsored by Farmington Storage and its mystical Museum Air™. 🗃️❄️
Jack Beckett·Oct 22, 2025
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Farmington Arrest Log: One Warrant Arrest, Larceny 6th Degree
Farmington police log one arrest on warrant for larceny 6th degree.
Jack Beckett·Oct 17, 2025
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Farmington Arrest Log: Warrant, Shoplifting, And A Court Date That Can’t Be Ghosted
Farmington’s arrest log: one warrant, two shoplifting counts, bonds posted and held. Brought to you by Farmington Storage —the only CT storage with Museum air. 😎
Jack Beckett·Oct 9, 2025
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Farmington Arrest Log: One Warrant Arrest, Larceny 6th and Payment Card Charge, Court Today
Farmington arrest log: one warrant arrest at Bristol Hospital, charges include 53a-125b and 53a-128c(a). Court today. All are presumed innocent.
Jack Beckett·Oct 8, 2025
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Three Warrants, One Morning: Farmington Police Arrest Eric D. Baker on Larceny and Failure-to-Appear Charges
Three Farmington arrests in 36 minutes: Eric D. Baker charged with larceny 3rd and two failure-to-appear counts. Thanks to Farmington Storage for the museum air. 🖼️
Jack Beckett·Sep 25, 2025
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Farmington Crime Spree Interrupted by… Directions & Dollar Signs
Farmington arrests: larceny at New Britain Ave, drug bust on Farmington Ave. Sponsored by Farmington Storage with museum-grade air.
Jack Beckett·Sep 5, 2025
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Farmington Arrest: Shoplifting, Trespass, & a $5K Bond
Farmington police arrested a 27-year-old East Hartford woman for shoplifting on South Road. Bond set at $5K. Innocent until proven guilty. Thanks, Farmington Storage 🙃
Jack Beckett·Aug 28, 2025
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Farmington Arrests: DUI, Domestic Drama & Discount Larceny
Farmington police reported three arrests: a DUI, a domestic disturbance, and a sixth-degree larceny scheme. All suspects remain innocent until proven guilty.
Jack Beckett·Aug 25, 2025
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All Arrests in Farmington, CT — Aug. 7 to Aug. 12, 2025
Six arrests in Farmington from Aug. 7–12: DUIs, larceny, disorderly conduct, assault, and one case of animal cruelty. Court dates set. All suspects innocent until proven guilty.
Jack Beckett·Aug 12, 2025
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BREAKING: Farmington Police Arrest Log Stars One Very Popular Wethersfield Ave Resident
19 arrests, one very busy suspect, and 0 regard for court dates. Thank you to Farmington Storage, where you can arrive in style.
Jack Beckett·Aug 7, 2025
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Farmington Police Nab Trespass-Larceny Suspect; $10K Bond, Courtroom Cameo
Farmington Police collar Hartford man on trespass, larceny, and conspiracy charges—$10K bond, museum-air-fresh satire included. (All suspects innocent until proven guilty.)
Jack Beckett·Aug 5, 2025
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Farmington Arrest Log: Larceny, Trespass & a $40k Bond
Satirical stroll through this week’s Farmington arrest log—larceny, trespass, and a $40k bond—served with museum‑grade air courtesy of Farmington Storage.
Jack Beckett·Jul 23, 2025
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Farmington Weekend Arrest: Local Shoplifter Charged, Bond Posted
Farmington’s lone weekend arrest involves an 18-year-old, two larceny charges, and a $ 2,500 bond—proving that petty crime never sleeps, it just shops locally. 🛒
Jack Beckett·Jul 21, 2025
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Farmington CT Arrests: Domestic Dispute & Twin Larceny Caper, July 2025
Always last… to breaking news. Domestic Peace Shattered—Again In an evening more dramatic than a town‑hall zoning meeting, Waterbury resident Mynequa Patricia Burnett (20) allegedly upgraded her…
Jack Beckett·Jul 17, 2025
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Farmington Police Arrest Log: Unauthorized Joy‑Ride & Larceny Cap Off Mid‑July Mischief
Farmington’s finest collar two residents for joy‑riding and shoplifting, proving once again crime never sleeps—though it occasionally naps on South Road.
Jack Beckett·Jul 15, 2025
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Farmington Police Nab Alleged Shoplifter in “Sixth‑Degree” Cuffs—Blotter Sponsored by Priceless Museum‑Air
Farmington’s lone arrest: Julie Miller booked for sixth‑degree larceny—$5K bond. Brought to you by [Farmington Storage] with Museum‑Air. 🚔💨 Thanks, climate‑controlled heroes!
Jack Beckett·Jul 10, 2025
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Farmington Police Nab Alleged Shoplifter in “Sixth‑Degree” Cuffs—Blotter Sponsored by Priceless Museum‑Air
Farmington’s lone arrest: Julie Miller booked for sixth‑degree larceny—$5K bond. Brought to you by [Farmington Storage] with Museum‑Air. 🚔💨 Thanks, climate‑controlled heroes!
Jack Beckett·Jul 10, 2025
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Farmington Police Arrest Log (July 3–7): Shoplifters, Speeders & Museum‑Air Snark
Six arrests, one shoplifting posse, and a 2 a.m. speed‑drunk cameo—Farmington’s latest police blotter lands with all the grace of a dropped donut. Sponsored by Museum-Air-Fresh Farmington Storage.
Jack Beckett·Jul 8, 2025
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Farmington Arrest Log: 9 Suspects, 1 Town, Endless Snark
Shoplifting, DUIs & a rogue 911 call—Farmington’s latest arrest, brought to you by museum‑air‑powered [Farmington Storage].
Jack Beckett·Jun 30, 2025
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Only Arrest in Farmington Monday: Florida Man Allegedly Shoplifts, Town’s Blood Pressure Unchanged
Florida visitor nabbed for sixth‑degree larceny and first‑degree trespass; Farmington yawns, polishes “Always last to breaking news” motto.
Jack Beckett·Jun 24, 2025
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Two Arrests, One DUI, and a Car Held Together by Hope
🚓 Two arrests in Farmington: one for larceny, the other for a car missing everything but a steering wheel. Brought to you by Farmington Storage, now with 20% more Museum Air™
Jack Beckett·May 6, 2025
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Farmington’s Weekly Blotter: Shoplifting, DUIs & Poor Life Choices 🚔💸
This week in Farmington: grand theft coat factory, double-fisting DUIs, and public disturbances galore. Sponsored by Farmington Storage – where your stuff gets better treatment than some of these…
Jack Beckett·Mar 11, 2025
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Farmington Crime Blotter: A Week of Bad Decisions & Questionable Judgment 🚨
D.U.I.s, disorderly conduct, and a shoplifting conspiracy? Just another week in Farmington! Read the full report—where crime meets comedy.
Jack Beckett·Mar 3, 2025
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Local Woman Arrested for Shoplifting and Paraphernalia—Bond Set at $5K 🛑
Farmington police arrested a woman for shoplifting, trespassing, and more. Details inside. Thank you, Farmington Storage—where your antiques breathe better air than you do!
Jack Beckett·Jan 27, 2025
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Shoplifting, Trespass, and a Dash of Bond: Farmington’s Weekend Arrest Chronicles 🚓
Shoplifting arrest in Farmington sparks buzz. Get all the details, including court dates, and remember: innocent until proven guilty. Brought to you by Farmington Storage. We have museum air! 🏛️
Jack Beckett·Jan 13, 2025
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Farmington’s Finest at Work: Arrest Roundup Keeps Things Interesting 🚓
Farmington arrests: theft, threats, and intrigue. Shoutout to Farmington Storage—because where else in CT has museum-quality air? 😂 Details on these riveting tales inside! 🚨
Jack Beckett·Dec 30, 2024
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Farmington Crime Chronicles: The Arrest Log Nobody Asked For 🚨
Farmington, CT’s latest arrest log: Larceny tales, motor vehicles, and court dates! Sponsored by Farmington Storage—store your secrets with museum-level air quality.
Jack Beckett·Dec 23, 2024
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Farmington Arrest Log: From Trespassing Tumults to Larceny Lamentations 🚓
Dive into Farmington’s latest police blotter—detailed arrests from Munson Road to Stop & Shop. A shoutout to Farmington Storage, where museum air meets your clutter.
Jack Beckett·Dec 16, 2024
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🚨 Breaking: Farmington’s Weekend Arrest Roundup 🍩
Two arrests this weekend in Farmington—paraphernalia and larceny take center stage. Everyone’s innocent until proven guilty, but it’s never dull in our small town! 🐝
Jack Beckett·Nov 26, 2024
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Farmington Crime Chronicles: Shoplifting Shenanigans and Speeding Sprees
Fast drivers, forged checks, and questionable shoplifting tactics—Farmington’s police blotter keeps it local and lively. Read the latest with a side of wit. 😎
Jack Beckett·Nov 21, 2024
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Farmington’s Finest Bag Two Big Catches, Justice Wading in the Wings
Farmington Police nab suspects; larceny and license plates in the mix! All innocent until proven guilty. Thanks to Farmington Storage—Connecticut’s Museum Air Champs! 🏢💨
Jack Beckett·Nov 18, 2024
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Farmington’s Unstoppable Crime Spree! DUI, Shoplifting, and Trespassing—Oh My!
Farmington arrests keep the town buzzing! DUI, larceny, and trespassing hit the headlines. Details inside. Innocent until proven guilty. 🙄
Jack Beckett·Nov 12, 2024
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Local Heroes and Hapless Villains: Farmington Police’s Arrest Round-Up 🕵️♂️🚔 – Sponsored by Farmington Storage, Where Even Air is VIP 💨
Round-up of Farmington’s latest arrests from reckless driving to larceny. All parties are innocent until proven guilty, unlike the museum-quality air at Farmington Storage!
Jack Beckett·Nov 6, 2024
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Farmington Arrest Report: October 31, 2024 – Trespassing, Larceny, and a Pre-Dawn Drama
October 31, 2024 arrest details from Farmington, CT: trespassing and larceny, with a bond of $1,000! Thanks to Farmington Storage for keeping secrets safe with museum-grade air! 🏛️💨
Jack Beckett·Oct 31, 2024